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Ban Crayons Mug
Ban Crayons Mug
Ban Crayons Mug
Ban Crayons Mug

Ban Crayons Mug

Regular price $12.95

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🫵 Ban Red, White, & Blue Crayons Because Patriotism is Racism 🫵

Let the world know how horrible patriotism is by banning patriotic crayon colors and glaring at them 😠... 

as you take a sip from this truly offensive (and epic) mug! 


If you’re looking for a fun gift 🎁 to give to someone who needs to lighten up...

We guarantee this mug will bring a smile 😊 to the recipient...

💥 Unless... they get angry and smash the mug. 🤷🏻‍♀️  


This unpatriotic mug makes a great gift for people who want to express their disdain for patriotism....

(And people who want to make fun of them! 🤣 )

💥 This triggering mug also ships in smash-proof packaging to make sure your gift arrives in perfect condition. 

💥 We cannot control if someone smashes your mug after you glare at them, however.

  • 11oz volume
  • Triple AAA quality
  • Dishwasher proof
  • Smash-proof packaging
  • Smash responsibility after opening is in YOUR hands. Literally.