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Ban Red, White, & Blue Crayons Because Patriotism is Racism
Let the world know how horrible patriotism is by banning patriotic crayon colors and glaring at them 😠...
as you take a video of them to upload online!
If you’re looking for a fun gift 🎁 to give to someone who needs to lighten up...
We guarantee this phone case will bring a smile 😊 to the recipient...
💥 Unless... they get angry and throw the phone case at you. 🤷🏻♀️
This unpatriotic 😱 phone case makes a great gift for people who love blaming others for their trauma...
(And people who want to make fun of them! 🤣 )
Our incredibly offensive high-gloss phone cases are made from top-quality polycarbonate.
And they're printed using state-of-the-art high definition 3D full-wrap technology.
So you'll have a triggering phone case that hugs your phone like a whiny, triggered toddler.
It also provides added protection to your phone in case you need to toss it at someone's windshield when they offend you.